Kate Waddon Copywriting

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Copywriting with Abbas Marquees

It’s been a busy old summer so far – a nice mix of new and returning clients, which is perfect for business. I was very happy to get a call from a regular client, Abbas Marquees, to write their new website copy.

I’ve worked with James and Nina Dickson at Abbas Marquees a few times over the years. One of the really great things about having a long-term relationship with a client is seeing how the business develops. Every time I work with them, it feels that they’ve expanded yet further.

Suddenly we have these amazing tipis (tents used by nomadic Norse tribes. Great for packing up and hauling over icy fjords, even better for parties), outdoor kitchens, five-star portable lavatories and permanent outdoor structures.

The tricky thing about this is making sure the copy does not become too crammed. There’s a lot to say; and the trick is to make sure you don’t try to say it all! For example, Abbas offers a huge range of marquee accessories. Chandeliers, lighting-up disco floors, Bedouin-style drapes, braziers – plus all the practical stuff like chairs, tables and lighting. Add to this a range of services (project management, sourcing catering and entertainment, actually putting up the tents), and there’s a lot on offer.

I suppose the style I aim for is “busy but not bombarding”. I want to get across the incredible energy of these people without exhausting the reader! The key is highlighting a diverse range of services without the tedium of lists. Abbas Marquees really do pull rabbits out of hats for their clients, so we emphasise that there is a lot more on offer, and you just need to ask…

What’s the tone for this? James and Nina have always given me a pretty free rein with this, so to be honest this copy is probably closer to my natural voice than many things I write. A lot of their clients are looking for wedding venues or marquees for events so we’re looking for approachability, reassurance and professionalism, plus a sense of fun. For anything to do with weddings it’s essential to build up both rapport and trust.

I really like Teapot Creative’s website – very visual with a nice, clear layout.  I hope it works for Abbas Marquees and that their business continues to grow. And for me it’s always a joy of a job as writing about events and celebrations can’t help but lift the spirits. Trying very hard to come up with an excuse for a Nordic-style tipi party…

Lorem ispum: placeholder text in copywriting

“Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit.” And so begins many a working day for me. Anyone who has ever looked at any sort of printed or web template will recognise “lorem ipsum”, the placeholder text that designers use until the real copy is ready.

Copywriters like me spend a lot of time looking at chunks of lorem ipsum. Often, I end up counting it, to give me a better idea of how many words I need to write to fill the space. Beyond the first few words, the rest of the text often varies, depending on what size space needs to be populated. So of course, because I stare at it so much, I started to wonder about it, and because I started to wonder about it, I started to read about it – and for a word nerd like me, that made for a very jolly research session.

I had always assumed it was a made-up sort of Latin, and my own tenuous grasp of the language isn’t good enough to actually translate it. It is actually pretty much a nonsense piece, but it is based on Cicero’s De finibus bonorum et malorum – “On the ends of good and evil”. For more about the language itself, read Alison Flood’s piece in The Guardian, who like me, finds it “weirdly mesmerising”. It’s thought to have been the go-to typesetters’ text since the 1500s. I’m not entirely sure why the first guy to use it chose to use scrambled Roman philosophy to fill the gaps, but hey, it works.

Why do we still use it? Habit or tradition, maybe. But the main reason is that this dummy copy manages to be both readable and unreadable at the same time. Because it looks like “real” writing, the viewer looking at the proofs gets a real sense of what the publication or website will look like when it’s populated with text. And because to most of us (Latin scholars aside) it’s a load of burble, we’re not distracted by the words and focus instead on the design.

There are various lorem ipsum generators online, where you can type in your sentence/paragraph/page length and a stream of gibberish is produced to fit. Naturally this has led to silly versions. Probably the most fun generator is Samuel L Ipsum (warning: NSFW).

As the copywriter, I often come in towards the end of a project when the design has been finalised; and I have to say, I really prefer it when lorem ipsum is used as the placeholder text, as it’s as close to a blank space that you can get, without it actually being blank. Chunks of copy from the previous website or a hundred repetitions of “Content Needed Here” don’t actually work as well  – they just create “noise” which can be hard to ignore.

So that was today’s distraction. I shall now return to populating a website with what I hope is more meaningful text – although arguably, less profound than the (albeit jumbled) philosophy of good and evil.

Keeping it calm

I wrote recently about the importance of capturing the right tone for a client. I’ve just finished working on a website for Nicky Rangecroft, a therapist and mentor – a great case study on how to work with a very specific and sensitive voice.

Nicky, a Psychology of Vision-trained coach, works with individuals, families and businesses who have identified a need to change; and through coaching and workshops, Nicky guides them as they work towards these changes.  As you can imagine, this is an interesting tone of voice to get right. It needs to have warmth and understanding, yet mustn’t drift off into vague healing speak which is not what Nicky is about, and could alienate her corporate clients. Like any business website, it needs its calls to action, but these mustn’t jar.

The answer, of course, came from Nicky herself.  Nicky speaks beautifully – you can see why she does the job she does, as her language is very calm, very reassuring, with a lovely rhythm and flow to this. Capturing this simply involved taking notes from our conversations – I haven’t written that much by hand since my finals – and taking down verbatim as much of her own phrases as I could. (Slight digression – I once worked with a wonderful writer, a museum head of interpretation. A highly-qualified woman, she told me that actually, the most useful course she’d ever done was shorthand.) The result, I hope, is copy with integrity that reflects the client’s own idiom, with calls to action delivered in a friendly, inviting way.

The designer on this project was Lena from Biz and Bytes. I’ve known her for years, and she put me in touch with Nicky. We formed a nice, productive triumvirate of Cornish freelancers. Like the copy, the website is cool and uncluttered. Nicky works internationally, but the style has more than a nod to her native Cornwall. Copywriting for Nicky was a joy – there is clearly something calming about writing in this voice. I didn’t even mainline coffee. I hope Nicky’s clients get the same feeling from it.

Ghostblogger (who you gonna call?)

OK, I grew up in the eighties and so am obliged to reference the hit film about slimed academics… But this post has nothing to do with crossing the streams; and neither am I referring to the blogging platform Ghost – this is about the art of writing for someone else.

We’re all familiar with the idea of “ghostwriters”, without whom no celebrity novel would exist (hmm, maybe I’ve just un-sold this concept). Now, of course, we have ghost blog writers, and I am happy to be part of that spooky-sounding tribe.

Yes, we all know that we need a blog. Search engines need you to have a blog. Your current customers need a blog. Your potential customers need to see a blog to know you exist and that your business is live and current. Social media needs blogs in the same way the rest of us need breakfast. And so it goes on.

There can be a reluctance to hand over blog writing. After all, isn’t it some sort of diary, which is a personal thing? A blog is an informal way of connecting with your audience, and as such, shouldn’t it have a more personal tone than your other web pages?

This is where the ghostblogger comes in. Here’s why they are a good idea.

 

They always have the time

It’s the writer’s job, so they have to deliver. If you write your own blog, it can easily drop to the end of the To Do list on a busy week. Particularly if you don’t actually like writing…

If you outsource your blog, you can also work with your blogger to create a content calendar, so you know what posts are coming up.

 

It will read well

No need for false modesty here. A professionally-written blog post will have a sparkle and a flow to it – at the very least, it will be proofread.

Not everyone enjoys writing.  Contemporary culture has forced the written word on many people who really would rather never write. That’s fine. Some of us love to (winning smile, winning smile…). You can even outsource your Facebook and Twitter accounts #justsaying…

 

It can be written in any voice

Don’t worry about losing that personal touch. A good writer can write in a tone of voice that suits your business. A good chat or meeting at the start of the relationship will help to establish a style – and, ssssssh, no one need ever know that it doesn’t come from the owner/CEO/marketing team/figurehead…

 

You will get the content you need

You will be guaranteed regular, high-quality content, which both the search engines and your customers require. The content will be properly researched and referenced, and will be pitched to speak to the right audience.

 

So there’s the case for outsourcing your blog to a shadowy figure who will speak to your audience for you. The original Ghostbusters said “no job is too big, no fee is too big”. Don’t worry. Ghostblogger here starts at a mere £30 per blog post.

Kotomski Classic Interiors

I write for all sorts of organisations and areas, and as every parent knows, you don’t have a favourite. However, I have to say that after writing lots of technical stuff, it was a joy to sink into the luxurious chaise longue that is the world of interior design.

Kotomski Classic Interiors is a London-based interior design company. I wrote most of the copy for this website, working with Martin Kotomski, whose company offers a bespoke interior design service. He works mainly in the Classical style, timeless and elegant, so that set the tone for the copy…

As the company is very much about Martin and his skills, to have integrity the web copy needs to reflect his own idiom. This sounds fancy, but mainly means writing in my notepad like a mad thing while the client speaks, and trying to capture as many of their own words and phrases as possible. These can then be woven into the main text or occasionally used as headers or captions. When an individual is putting themselves forward as part of the brand, this lexical identity is essential. So, Martin and I chatted a lot, I scribbled lots of notes, and he sent lots of info through on email.

However, the copy here is very much in a supporting role – it’s the pictures that will get the main response from the audience. Me too, to be honest. I am completely captivated by the black claw foot bath on the home page…

 

The Bandaluza

“We need some case studies”, I tell my clients. Ever good at ignoring my own advice, it’s about time I started writing some of my own. So following on from my recent piece about Cornish Chicken, my next few blog posts will be about recent projects, starting with the Bandaluza.

It’s lovely to work on a product that is just so, well, happy. The Bandaluza is a two-handled banner which can be customised to show your team’s/country’s/company’s colours/flag/logo, with the fab addition of programmable LED lights in the handle. “Supporter paraphernalia”, I believe is the official term for such merchandise; and the parent company, Euphoria Sports Ltd, has been granted the official licence to sell Bandaluzas at the forthcoming Rugby World Cup . At last, a job to make my rugby-supporting Valleys family proud of me…

What was my role? With a new product like this, the copy has to find a balance between a marketing and descriptive tone. It’s mainly business-to-business, so we focussed on short snippets of text highlighting the different uses of the Bandaluza. As I’ve blogged about in the past, I write catalogue copy, so used this most concise of copy styles to describe the range of Bandaluza uses. As the website is going to be translated into several languages, I also had to stay away from any UK English idioms and keep it simple – which let’s face it, is always the best way to write web copy, translations or no.

It was great fun to write about such a lively subject, and Leonardo at Bandaluza and the team at Creative Steam London were a pleasure to work with. I shall be watching the crowd as well as the players at RWC15…

My first week on Twitter

This week, I have been mostly – staring at Twitter. Startled by how quick and easy setting up @KateWaddon was, I suddenly found myself live on Twitter with very little knowledge apart from “StephenFry” and “Trolls” and “Hash tags”. It all felt very frenetic. I felt old. I wanted to run straight back to Facebook.

But then – ooh, interesting people. “Who to follow”, it said. It was like some crazy famous person shop. Columnists I admire. Chefs. Musicians. Susie Dent. I began clicking like a nutter. Then I started searching for contacts, Cornish businesses and potential useful networks. The purpose of Twitter for business suddenly became clear.

I contacted a couple of tweeting friends and announced that they would now be my Gurus. One of my new Gurus sent me a great introduction to using Twitter. Aimed at academics (now there’s a tricky line to walk – how to pitch at a bunch of people who could tweet before they could walk, without Trying Too Hard or being laughably luddite), it was also very useful for general professional use. It suggested three tones to use: substantive, conversation or compromise. I chose The Middle Way. OK – I have a handle (the @ thingie), a style, two Gurus and a business plan. Let’s tweet.

My Husband/Small Business Advisor doesn’t do Facebook. That’s probably helped our relationship no end– he is spared the inanities of my personal page and I don’t get a business critique on my professional page. But he does use Twitter… “You’ve tweeted Lauren Laverne!” Er, yes (blimey, how does he know that? Oh yes…) “And she didn’t favourite your tweet!” Damn. Social media fail hanging out for all to see.

Because it’s all so public. That feels quite strange. Before each tweet I still feel as if I am clearing my throat and about to pronounce in front of a large, possibly critical, audience. Logging onto Facebook felt like returning to a warm, loving embrace. It felt like my Mum. I snuggled back into its welcoming arms and burbled away happily.

So, why am I doing this? Even four days in, I can appreciate that it’s a great way of reaching an audience. My main copywriting market at the moment is businesses in the South West, and Twitter is a great way of letting them know I exist. At the moment, this seems to be mainly through gentle stalking and ingratiating favouriting (that’s a word?!); however once I build up more tweets and gain more followers and start being retweeted, it will be an amazing way of reaching an audience.

From a writer’s point of view, it’s a marvellous exercise in being concise. Limited to 140 characters per tweet because of its SMS-based origins, there’s no room for waffle. It’s like the good old days of texting on unsmart phones, where a message could become a mini masterpiece of condensed writing. I was sure I could remember how to communicate in this way, but many of my words ended up shaded in pink – I am too long-winded for Twitter. I began pruning. I am aware that I overuse the ellipsis – Twitter could cure me of that…Maybe…

So will I continue to use Twitter? Oh yes. Already, I feel its strange pull. I get daily words of wisdom from Susie Dent. The joy of being retweeted resulted in a hideous, blokey air-punch. I messaged one of my Gurus instantly to tell her (on Facebook, ahem). I’m not yet at the stage of offering to manage clients’ Twitter accounts yet, but one day…

My confidence is growing. Today I may even attempt a hash tag.

 

 

The all-new, Superfast copywriter

As from last month, working from home has got a lot easier. Yes, I am still plagued by cats and distracted by housework. But – Superfast Broadband has reached our corner of Cornwall, and I am surprised by how much difference it’s made.

I’m afraid that my initial shallow response was “Ooh, Netflix!” But – to be more serious – the benefits for a copywriter that works from home have been fantastic.

As I’ve mentioned in a previous blog, like many freelance people in rural West Cornwall I mostly work remotely. The ability to chat through websites without long, uncomfortable silences as the website creaks to life, and upload documents to Dropbox to share with clients is brilliant. Skype now works. OK, I still panic about how tidy the shelves behind me look and always wish I’d remembered to brush my hair first, but I don’t have the embarrassment of suddenly dropping out of the conversation.

It’s also increased my potential working hours to beyond the school run, as I can continue to work without losing connection speed as my kids download various random and huge things. Online research doesn’t grind to a halt because My Little Pony games are happening at the other end of the room.

Productivity and efficiency are increased, thanks to a little green cabinet by the hedge, next to a farm.

And to be honest, I just feel less out-on-a-limb.

Copywriting for the Cornish Chicken Company

This has been a joy of a job. The Cornish Chicken Company‘s first website is now live, and I’ve had a lovely time working with farmer Louise Wilson, chatting about all things chicken.

I’ve known Louise for years; and have to admit I was surprised when she announced she’d become a free-range chicken farmer. Then I was less surprised – she’s a fantastic chef, and she lives on the family farm. It all made sense. Louise had spotted a gap in the market for free-range chicken reared in Cornwall (there wasn’t any), and in real entrepreneurial style, went about filling it. Now she supplies some of Cornwall’s best restaurants, as well as running stalls at local farmers’ markets and selling at farm shops.

Why has copywriting about Cornish chickens been such fun? Well, lots of reasons really. I rarely work with friends or family, so when I do, I thoroughly enjoy it. Then there were the trips down the stunning coast road to Louise’s farm in remote West Cornwall to see the chicks in situ. I also had the opportunity to work with the marvellous ­Meor Design in St Ives. I’ve admired their stuff for ages, mainly as they kitted out one of my favourite lurk-spots, The Hub.

Above all, it was great to write about a product I really believe in. As well as tasting superb (the slow-growing breed Louise uses has a lovely, gamey flavour, thanks to its robust lifestyle on the cliffs), it’s so wonderful to see such considered animal husbandry in action. What I’ve rather euphemistically called “the whole process” is carried out on site, removing that stressful final journey for the mature chickens. If you care about the provenance of your food, watching these chooks in action in their beautiful meadow is a really marvellous sight. There should be a category of chicken called “Extremely Free Range”.

Have a look at the website and enjoy Ruaraidh Monies’ evocative photography. The design, images and words have worked together to capture both the wildness of the Cornish coast and the fun of Louise’s young family down on the farm. As I said, a total joy.

Update from Cornwall

Having banged on about the importance of looking after your blog, I have pretty much neglected mine during March. To return to my original analogy, if it were a plant, I would now be standing it in a shallow bath, feeding it panicked overdoses of Baby Bio and pleading with it, out loud. Happily, blogs are more forgiving.

I wish we weren’t all so fond of declaring people “passive aggressive” these days – it makes it hard to offer a genuine explanation about anything. I’ve had a real rush of work in the last two weeks and during these busy periods, my clients always have to come first (although the strategic marketing mob would shake their heads at my task-focused approach).  Here’s a quick update of what I’m currently working on.

It’s quite unusual and rather nice that most of my copywriting work is for Cornwall-based businesses at the moment. That means I have occasionally (gasp) met up with my clients. I’ve dragged myself out of my usual old-rugby-shirt-and-baggy-leggings work combo, put on, well, tidier leggings, and had the pleasure of work and coffee with some splendid and talented people.

Because as ever, it’s the entrepreneurial spirit of my Cornish copywriting clients that impresses me. This week I met up with a local farmer – a young woman who has set up her own business in a farm so beautiful and windswept, it could be straight out of Poldark*. It is going to be a stunning website, and I’ll write more about it when it’s live.

I’m also writing for a “glampsite” (there’s a smashing portmanteau word for you) which is seriously making me want to chuck everything in the car and head up to North Cornwall for a bit of comfort-under-canvas. The very lovely hotel I’m working with is also making me feel that there’s a serious lack of glamour in my own life (see the old rugby shirt reference again), as I encourage others to relax in the pool and enjoy a glass of something chilled on the balcony… These are two projects that highlight the county’s growing reputation as a high-end destination.

Then I roll my sleeves up and crack on with an engineering website that’s nearing completion. This is for a Cornwall-based company that now works internationally, so we’ll be looking at working with translators shortly. In a completely different sector, I’m about to start a project with a therapist, which will be an interesting exercise in getting the tone just right.

So that (plus a couple of copywriting projects north of Cornwall) is why my blog has dried up and needs a bit of extra watering (although it’s not as dead as this metaphor). Again, my recent work has made me feel very privileged to work with such a group of imaginative, hardworking people who are really making a go of their diverse range of businesses down here in Cornwall. Links to websites and more updates to follow when everything goes live.

 

*It is obligatory to mention Poldark in every conversation at the moment if you are Cornish and female.